ha ha ha



guess who’s wide awake at 2:15 in the morning

that would be me

what a time to be alive


It’s after 1 and I can’t sleep and you just made me MISS MY KITTY HOW DARE. (Do not move let the precious thing love you.)

A hurricane could blow through this house, I wouldn’t move an inch. I love this stupid fluffball so much it’s stupid. (I’m sorry about your kitty! Any word on the dog? WTF are you doing up at 1am woman, you have a job!)

I have one parent on my side, slowly working on the other.

I’m awake because I slept until almost noon today because I had a follow-up appointment from my little trip to the ER Saturday morning and now my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.

I need this tiny incision to heal up ASAP because it itches and I have to go back to work tomorrow and cannot scratch it in public.


Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.



Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."



Naturally 7 - Fix You

OPB: Coldplay

Fix You is one of my ALL TIME favorite songs….. and NAT 7 just BLEW me away… They really haven’t been very active in the Aca game recently since they toured with Michael Buble for so long… but this arrangement is STRONG!

i just laid around the house all day and ate way too much and generally only got out of bed to do my follow-up from saturday’s visit to the hospital and i guess this is how i deal with basically hating myself



This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold


"Clearly these were not made to accommodate…my shapes."



Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.