ha ha ha
guess who’s wide awake at 2:15 in the morning
that would be me
what a time to be alive
It’s after 1 and I can’t sleep and you just made me MISS MY KITTY HOW DARE. (Do not move let the precious thing love you.)
A hurricane could blow through this house, I wouldn’t move an inch. I love this stupid fluffball so much it’s stupid. (I’m sorry about your kitty! Any word on the dog? WTF are you doing up at 1am woman, you have a job!)
I have one parent on my side, slowly working on the other.
I’m awake because I slept until almost noon today because I had a follow-up appointment from my little trip to the ER Saturday morning and now my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.
I need this tiny incision to heal up ASAP because it itches and I have to go back to work tomorrow and cannot scratch it in public.
That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.
Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:
"We’re sibs from different cribs."
Naturally 7 - Fix You
Fix You is one of my ALL TIME favorite songs….. and NAT 7 just BLEW me away… They really haven’t been very active in the Aca game recently since they toured with Michael Buble for so long… but this arrangement is STRONG!
i just laid around the house all day and ate way too much and generally only got out of bed to do my follow-up from saturday’s visit to the hospital and i guess this is how i deal with basically hating myself
This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!
a vine by meshal al jaser
Jesus this is gold