I'm a fangirl - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Along with that, THIS IS NOT A SPOILER-FREE BLOG. I spend my life burying my nose in books, dance like a hooligan when no one's watching, and laugh at extremely inappropriate things, especially at inappropriate times. The tentative title of my future bestselling novel is "The Hierarchy of Sin: How to Guarantee an (After)Life in Hell in Five Easy Steps" and/or "Wednesdays Don't Always Suck, Yo (But Sometimes Thursdays Do)". The smell of fresh-cut grass and gasoline is like my kryptonite. If you're a guy who can play an instrument, I'll be on you like white on rice. If you're a musician who can carry intelligent conversation, I may just have to marry you. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I'm incredibly passionate about the things I believe in, and I refuse to cry in public. I can't draw to save my life, and if it were socially acceptable, I'd never wear shoes. They're like a jail cell for your feet. Socks are even worse. If I could live off the many variations of pasta, I fucking would.

I'm sarcastic and I regret nothing.

3rd June 2012

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Ugh, brain, stop, it’s bedtime.  I can’t write.  I have to get up for work in the morning.

STAAAAAAP.

3rd June 2012

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broadwaystarkid:

bizarrebaobabs:

bakura-douchebongo:

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madamekotty:

bolinwillruinmylife:

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ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Carl.  Casey.

Like Apples to Apples, except for those a bit more willing to destroy souls.

this looks fun

this looks like my kind of game

I need these. I’m printing these out and playing them with EVERYONE

OH MY GOD OUR APPLES TO APPLES GAMES JUST GOT SO MUCH MORE FUCKED UP. 

Btw we’re printing these out with our $40 of library printing ORELSE

I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT SEMESTER!!!! xD The grandma card made me crack up sooooo hard!!!!!

Best game ever.  Except when people are being obnoxious and interrupting all the time.  And then it’s not.

No but seriously PLAY IT.

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3rd June 2012

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asillyromantic:

Chris “auditioning” for the hunger games

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3rd June 2012

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equestrianheart:

omg chris’s mom’s twitter picture tho 

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3rd June 2012

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  • Me: I need this computer. There's still music on it that didn't transfer over when we bought my new laptop.
  • Mom: Like what?
  • Me: Like, my old Relient K albums, from back when I was still obsessed with them.
  • Mom: Are you gonna wear your khaki pants?
  • Me: WHAT.

Tagged: conversations with my mother

3rd June 2012

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I should really clean my room and start packing up things I know I’ll be taking to The Mansion, but seriously.

I just moved all that shit into my parents house, I’m really not interested in going through it right now. 

Tagged: but like it DESPERATELY needs to be donegrown up problems

3rd June 2012

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One more thing, Justin. If you’re gonna live in this house, there’s rules you have to obey.

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3rd June 2012

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rubberducklett:

OMG I GET THE JOKE NOW

rubberducklett:

OMG I GET THE JOKE NOW

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santanadelrey:

i miss the golden age of darren’s stoner tweets

and my personal favorite

 

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3rd June 2012

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Had the BEST time at #glaadawards! @DiannaAgron played with our kids the whole nite! She is AMAZING! WOW!

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