THM

ha ha ha

ha

ha

guess who’s wide awake at 2:15 in the morning

that would be me

what a time to be alive

momentsofweakness:

It’s after 1 and I can’t sleep and you just made me MISS MY KITTY HOW DARE. (Do not move let the precious thing love you.)

A hurricane could blow through this house, I wouldn’t move an inch. I love this stupid fluffball so much it’s stupid. (I’m sorry about your kitty! Any word on the dog? WTF are you doing up at 1am woman, you have a job!)

I have one parent on my side, slowly working on the other.

I’m awake because I slept until almost noon today because I had a follow-up appointment from my little trip to the ER Saturday morning and now my sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.

I need this tiny incision to heal up ASAP because it itches and I have to go back to work tomorrow and cannot scratch it in public.

theenigmaofriversong:

Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip

That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

popappella:

Naturally 7 - Fix You

OPB: Coldplay

Fix You is one of my ALL TIME favorite songs….. and NAT 7 just BLEW me away… They really haven’t been very active in the Aca game recently since they toured with Michael Buble for so long… but this arrangement is STRONG!

i just laid around the house all day and ate way too much and generally only got out of bed to do my follow-up from saturday’s visit to the hospital and i guess this is how i deal with basically hating myself

clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

ellemarchpane:

"Clearly these were not made to accommodate…my shapes."

kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP